Give it a Rest

Now, I could write pages about this topic, but I neither want to make myself more stressed out than I already am nor do I want to bore my readers to death, so I will make my rant as concise as possible.

Unless you’ve been living under a rock (or in California or New York), you’ve undoubtedly heard about the democrats’ bogus articles of impeachment against President Donald Trump. Said efforts at attempting to impeach a duly elected sitting president have been at the center of American news since he was elected. Because Trump isn’t a member of the Deep State Anti-American Club, the deluded liberal left has not failed to remind us of their efforts to get rid of him through whatever means necessary.

What they fail to comprehend is that you can’t get rid of a president simply because you don’t like him. They never thought Hillary Clinton would lose, but she did. The FBI had an “insurance policy” in place, but that, too, was uncovered. The phony Steele dossier has been debunked. The throngs of women who falsely accused Trump of sexual harassment with no proof have faded from the mainstream media news cycle. The Robert Mueller witch hunt laid a big goose egg. Numerous other bullshit attempts to discredit, disparage, and dispatch Trump have all failed.

So, even though Trump (according to Nancy Pelosi) has been “impeached forever,” in reality, he has been “exonerated forever” as the Senate found him not guilty of the made-up “charges” against him.

But, of course, the deluded, brainwashed, and unhinged treasonous left will not let it go. They will continue to do whatever they can to take Trump down, all at the expense of actually doing their job of representing their constituents for the betterment of the US. They have become the “enemies foreign and domestic” from whom they swore to protect the country.

What a complete and utter waste of the past two years by the House of Representatives to cover their own crimes as the unleashing of holy hell is about to befall them.

We desperately need term limits in Congress to prevent crooked representatives and senators from accumulating millions of dollars from illicit kickbacks and other crimes. They have demonstrated for years that they only represent themselves, and it floors me that so many liberals stand by them. These traitors will do anything to take Trump down to further their own efforts to destroy the U.S. and turn it into a third-world socialist/communist shit-hole nation for their own ill-begotten gains.

Thank God the majority of Americans can see through the left’s lies and deceit. Trump will win 2020 by a landslide. Mark my words.

I'm Pooped

Whilst reading my email in the bathroom, I had an Archimedes Eureka! moment that gave me the perfect idea for a blog. Interestingly, most of my blog ideas stem from some sort of bathroom activity.

Anyway, I was changing my toilet paper roll, and while smashing the roll into the holder and subsequently (and unsuccessfully) wresting some paper from the now oblong roll, I wondered how we, as society, evolved from normal rolls of toilet paper to rolls that resemble Big Wheel tires that oftentimes don’t even fit into standard sized roll holders.

Granted, original rolls are, indeed, too small. My boyfriend refers to them as “single use” rolls because (and shhhh don’t tell him) he tends to spend a lot of time in the little boys’ room.) But I digress.

Then we were introduced to double rolls. Okay, that makes sense especially for those who tend to use more than their fair share of the product (cough-boyfriend-cough.)

But, wait! The paper industry powers that be rolled out (pun intended) jumbo rolls. Again, these were good because we, er most of us, didn’t have to change them as frequently, and they still fit on the roll holder.

Then, lo and behold, what’s this I see? Mega rolls which are four baby rolls packed into one. However, given the nature of human beings to always want more and bigger and better, introducing (drum roll please) jumbo mega rolls. These are approximately the equivalent of, what, ten regular rolls? All I know is that they don’t fit on my roll holders, and I’m certainly not going to invest in a decorative freestanding toilet paper rack when I have perfectly good rollers attached to the side of my cabinets. Besides, I’m a klutz, and invariably, the holder and I will be involved in some sort of collision. Repeatedly.

In fact, the last time I went toilet paper shopping, I couldn’t even find anything smaller than jumbo mega rolls. I always look for the best bargain in a cost-per-roll calculation. Did I want the nine-pack that is equivalent to 84 regular rolls or the 32-pack that was the equivalent of 812 regular rolls. I didn’t feel like doing math, so I just got the Charmin with the green label that I particularly like. And it was on sale to boot.

What’s next Procter & Gamble, Georgia-Pacific, and Kimberly Clark? Gigarolls? One enormous roll packaged like those giant five-pound Hershey Kisses or Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups? (I love Reese’s by the way.)

I can’t wait.